Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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