What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Jesus Christ

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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