What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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