- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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If you have a stroke, call 000

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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