What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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