- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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