- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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