Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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White men's rights

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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