-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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