- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

A hill billy went fishing

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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