- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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