A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

I'm homeless.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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