whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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