what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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