- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Andoni was here

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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