- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

woman's rights

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Barack Obama is a good president.

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