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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

9/11 my birthday

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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