What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Neither have I

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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