a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Anti Joke

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