What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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WILLYS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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