- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

kennah campion when she talks

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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