- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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