- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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