- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Women's Rights

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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