How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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