Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Anti Joke

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