what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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