- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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