What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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