What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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why dont they make black forks

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Peas

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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this website is a bad joke

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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