Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

a black man pays his child support

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

My jeans

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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