- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My spelling is horrible

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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