Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

hey guys im gay

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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