- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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