- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

I am quite mature.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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