a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

I'm homeless.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Anti Joke

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