- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

David Cameron

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Ol-ive

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