- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

White NBA players.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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