Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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