NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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