- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's the difference between a duck?

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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