When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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