- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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