- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

someone called someone else a frog

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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