What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Emily Walker.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Get up Look in the mirror

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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