Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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