- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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