How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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