- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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