- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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