- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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