What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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