What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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