- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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