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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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