- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

womens rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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