- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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