What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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I will create more jobs for americans

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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a black man pays his child support

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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