- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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