Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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