- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A man did not like this site

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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