What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

I will create more jobs for americans

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

An anti-joke

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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