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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

You're a big fat monkey.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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