A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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a black man pays his child support

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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