- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

men's rights activists

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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