A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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