- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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