What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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