- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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