Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

tea with milk?

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Anti Joke

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