Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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