- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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