What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What does? 42

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Anti Joke

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