- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

VITAMIN C!

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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