Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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