My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

kennah campion when she talks

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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