Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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