- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

guess what? bannanas

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

the WNBA.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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