How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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