A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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