what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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