- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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