Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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