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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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