- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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