- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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