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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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