- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's better than a stick? A stone

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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