What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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