- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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