What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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