Albino African Americans

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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