Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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