The man walked into the church and stayed there.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

guess what>? your mum lol

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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