Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

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