Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A russian gives away vodka.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

angelo snyder is not ga

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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