A whole 'nother.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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black people swimming

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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dallen loves penis

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

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