why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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