What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Women's Rights

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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