why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Heskey time.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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