Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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