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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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