- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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