- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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