- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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