What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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