Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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