- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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