- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What's 1+1? 69.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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