your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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