Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Anti Joke

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