What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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