Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Ol-ive

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Large 4

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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