- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Nobody cares maddie!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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