- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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