- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

hey guys im gay

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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