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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

i saw amango it splootered

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why so serious ?

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