Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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civil rights

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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whats a joke

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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