what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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