- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Cancer.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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