you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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