- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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