- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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