- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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