What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

I have an idea! You leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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