- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

race-car = rac-ecar

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I have an idea! You leave.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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