- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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