- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

i wonder who made this website? a human

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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